1. "WHAT IN THE ABSOUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU" - Albert Burnenko
2. '*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE" - Drew Margery
3. "The worst." - Greg Howard
4. "Johnny Gomes of ranked lists." - Sean Newell
5. "THESE ARE CEREALS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CEREAL AND CONTINUED HUMAN EXISTENCE." - Kyle Wagner
6. "This is just awful and wrong." - Barry Petchesky
7. "TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF." - Tom Ley
8. "Slotting Mueslix in the top ten is so weird and perfect and completely hilarious."- JolieKerr
9. Getting hit by a school bus filled filled with a bunch of toy school buses.
10. Any comment by Tom defending himself except...
11. The best cereal.