1. "WHAT IN THE ABSOUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU" - Albert Burnenko

2. '*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE" - Drew Margery

3. "The worst." - Greg Howard

4. "Johnny Gomes of ranked lists." - Sean Newell

5. "THESE ARE CEREALS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CEREAL AND CONTINUED HUMAN EXISTENCE." - Kyle Wagner

6. "This is just awful and wrong." - Barry Petchesky

7. "TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF." - Tom Ley

8. "Slotting Mueslix in the top ten is so weird and perfect and completely hilarious."- JolieKerr

9. Getting hit by a school bus filled filled with a bunch of toy school buses.

10. Any comment by Tom defending himself except...

11. The best cereal.